About Us

 

This disaster of a "factory" currently consists of just 1 lone designer based out of Wisconsin. Me. I'm here to make fun designs, to make people laugh or smile, and to just be a real person trying to make it. We've all experienced our own shit shows, and if you're like me, maybe you're a shit show yourself! I choke on my own spit, I fall up stairs, and I'm a pro at walking into walls... but here I am... attempting my first business EVER. Anywayyy, that was my intro... below I will start referring to myself as a plural for some reason. Enjoy.

Why Choose Us?

Oh no, why us? Why on earth did you choose this Shit Show?! 

...Maybe it's because here at the Shit Show Factory, we are 100% committed to adding fuel to your dumpster fire. If you have a problem, a nasty habit, a controversial sense of humor, a sarcastic attitude, an abstract way of life, or you're just simply a poor soul who stumbled into this hot mess... we have a t-shirt or silly product just for you!

Our designs are available exclusively online. They are NOT available in stores! Looking for the most unique gift for your so called friend, estranged family member, or even yourself? We have you covered! From quirky t-shirts, to our comfortable hoodies, to coffee mugs, and more... we have something for everyone, no matter what level of weird you are looking for.

Not only are we driven to provide unique and awesome products, we are also strongly focused on our excellent service. You, our new friend and darling train-wreck of a customer, are our #1 priority! If you have a question, suggestion, or feedback, please send us a message! Someone from our team (me) will be with you ASAP. 

Take a look around our Shit Show and discover the perfect gift for your favorite weirdo.